You might be a Kentuckian if . . .

1. You insist on riding people's bumpers, even if they are passing cars in the right lane. 

2. You drive as fast as you can to slam on your brakes at red lights.

3. You like to speed into the right lane to try and pass the car on the left, while the gap is quickly closing between that said car and the slower car in the right lane.

4. You pull through parking lot spaces not looking to see if cars are coming, and act like you weren't doing anything wrong.

5. You don't like to wait until there's enough space to pull into oncoming traffic - you prefer to make all traffic have to slam on brakes.

6. You don't like to come to complete stops, instead rolling stops do, and halfway into the intersection is okay.

7. You don't believe in turn signals.

8. Stopping at red lights is optional. Green means go, red means RUSH!

I have seen people who abide by the above eight beliefs everywhere I have been. But not in the mass quantity that I have seen it while here in Kentucky. Geesh!

Today, while on a trip to E-town to pick up some supplies for David, and a mandatory stop at Barnes & Noble and TJ Maxx, I witnessed all of the above. 

It's not that long of a trip.

Seriously, anyone driving through or in Kentucky, be prepared and don't think you are crazy. That's just the way it is round these parts.